DROSS WASH

Every once in awhile I’ll surf through my spam folder before deleting it. For whatever reason I opened one with the subject: Produce Stronger, Rock Hard Erections. (And no, not because of that. My dick could cut diamond, baby!)

The message read thusly:

You've Read About Them In The Papers

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bleach oily zombie.

Pretty typical stuff… but I did appreciate the thoughtful zombie washing instructions. So that’s what you do with oily zombies!

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