Skrip - tyur' - i - ent: adj. Possessing the violent desire to write.



From last night:
THE SCIENTIST: So, I’m at the barn and I’m hand-walking my horse. Lauren is there and she --
ME: Wait, is this a long story?
TS: Why, do you have to poop?
ME: Yep.
TS: Go. I’ll tell you after.

That, ladies and gentleman, is the epitome of maritial bliss.


Blogger jkroy said...

I usually say " Hold that thought, I'll be back in 5"

7:07 PM

Blogger dressagemom said...

That would work if it only took him 5 minutes.

11:28 AM

Blogger craig said...

Nice. Like I've said before, if you're not going to take the time to enjoy yourself, why bother?

2:24 PM


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