I generally don't just post links, but I came across this today and have to share.
Renowned (and infamous) chef Anthony Bourdain... um, I was going to write "critiques" select Food Network personalities, but "massacres" seems like a more fitting word. I love it. A taste:
[Speaking of Sandra Lee] This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained.