PANTS RANT

Here’s why my marriage works. This morning I saw that The Scientist had dressed Macey in ridiculous white shorts with big, bold patterns on them. I could not let this go uncommented upon.

ME: Is Macey going golfing after daycare?
THE SCIENTIST [already tired of this conversation before it even begins] Yes.
ME: She is? But, but, does she have clubs?
TS: Yes, I made them for her. Out of wishes and rainbows.
ME: You have time to craft things out of wishes and rainbows but you don’t have time to do the laundry?

To which she replied with a slight smile that said, “You’re an asshole. But you’re funny.”